Archive for April, 2008

Educational Hibernation

April 8, 2008

Hibernation in college? What if in the fall students just try to learn as much as possible so that they can hide into their abodes at the first sign of snow and not come out until the sun starts shining again in April? Instead of hoping that they can build up enough fat to last through the cold winter, they attempt memorize enough theorems to manage through Calc 3.

I think it already happens. We’re mammals after all.


Homeless people and cellphones

April 5, 2008

Homeless people have cellphones! Isn’t that crazy? Every homeless person I’ve seen this week has had one of those little plastic shits. I’ve sure they don’t actually get service. I mean, who would they call? No, they don’t call anyone.